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Happy Fat Tuesday!

And a fat Tuesday it is indeed. Four days into the 29 Days of Being a Health Nut, I am back where I started, after losing (and gaining right back) 0.8 pounds. The toasted coconut pie might have had something to do with that, but I'm hoping that it's because I'm building muscle. I must be, because they're complaining loudly, especially the ones involved in sitting, standing and walking.

My Health Nut plan is to eat a healthy breakfast, lunch and snacks, with a reasonable dinner in a proper portion size, and exercise. We got some gym equipment from my dad and his wife for a wedding present: a weight bench that I never use because of our cramped and low-ceilinged basement, and an elliptical that I have just returned to using because the basement is a comfortable-chilly now instead of a frigid, burn-your-lungs-with-icy-air chilly. To begin the new year, I bought a Gazelle elliptical, which is a low-tech, low-impact machine that we keep upstairs in front of the tv. It doesn't give nearly as good of a workout as the basement elliptical, but we can use it while watching tv, which is better than just sitting on the couch. So, my exercise schedule is as follows: four days a week on the downstairs beastly elliptical followed by weight training (upper body two days a week, lower body two days a week); two days a week on the upstairs low-impact Gazelle followed by an abs/core workout; yoga on Sundays. I vary my weight training exercises weekly, to keep from getting bored and to keep challenging my muscles. This week, I'm doing a weight training program from Cooking Light.

To help keep me motivated, yesterday I bought a bikini. I haven't worn a bikini since 8th grade. And for those who know me and are worried about running into me prancing about town in a bikini, it's motivation. I kept all the tags and the receipt.

Getting to Know All About You: Prefer beach or pool?

Comments

Pool, unless I'm at a FunJet rip-off "resort" where the pool is operated by Jackie Smith. Blue Artichoke, I dare you to wear your bikini to a convenience store to buy cigarettes, baby formula and Vienna sausages. Extra points if you wear fake tan and gold flipflops and ask where the nearest pawn shop is. at.

Pool for swimming... Beach for lounging...

and let me just say-- I have pics of BA the last time she wore a bikini... she covered it with chartreuse shorts that were ALL the rage in Panama City... Ah yeah!

Bath tub. It has a door and it locks. There's a really good reason for that.

Pool. Beaches involve sand, and the ocean (which has things in it that will kill you), and I'm not down with that.

And I double-dawg-dare you to wear the bikini to the convenience store.

Beach. You are all so very weak.

By the way, if Blue Artichoke does accept the dare and goes into a convenience store in a bikini to request the items mentioned above, can I be waiting in the car in only a pair of cut-off jean shorts and a mesh hat?

Only if you're also blaring ZZ Top and tossing back a col' beer while waiting in the get-away car.

Remember to put that zinc stuff on your nose. Have to protect your skin.